Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: phily PA
Job: laid back partier
my life sucks hard at the moment.
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"Yopu can makee some pretty funny stuff with this."
It was 666 days before christmas and Pimpmister had just woken up to a happy day. he went downstairs and turned on the TV and saw the news that Santa had gone on strike!Pimpmister was fucking to hear this news he went outside to join a protest march but saw a girl wearing a christmas strap on vibraot. he approched the girl and asked her what her name was, she replied, 'My name is Generic sex slave #62 and I am Santas replacment'. To which Pimpmister exclaimed 'Santas replacement?!', she giggled and said 'That's right, now what was it you wanted?'. Pimpmistergot out the top 3 wishes he wrote and said 'I would like ass, cunt and blowjob'. Generic sex slave #62 giggled again and said 'I'm sorry but undefined can only carry one bucket of cum for each person!Pimpmister was disappointed and asked 'Is there anything else you can give me?' Generic sex slave #62 leaned forwards towards Pimpmister and gave Pimpmister a raping then she got on undefined and rode off into the distance, Pimpmister was still fucking from the raping . The End?
Author's Response:
Yes you can ;)
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Well, no Twilight sucked. But you made sense, the vampire jokes were yummy.
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too many boobs not enough vaggy (0Y0)
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This game is great, I saw no large errors and loved the atmosphere. I did however notice a similarity to a website of the same name as your game. Is this intentded? If not you might consider changing the test a bit so as not to imply you stole the idea. I have no doubt you made this yourself, on a final note. Great, positive game looking forward to seeing more from you.
Author's Response:
I based my game from an actual PC/console game named Portal. That website is owned by the creators of Portal and supplies some back story to the game. It's not by coincidence, I completely meant to base my game on the real Aperture Laboratories. Anyway, you'll definately see more games from me in the future!
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"pepsi rules but the girl suckz hard"
besides coka cola all of them were great v-8 was the best. nice to see some raw talent on here.
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it would have been 10 if not for the snoopy for bastard! next time dont fuck up awesome beagals retard!
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wheres jerry? he mah fave. lol at bobs mind. graeat movie peace out.
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"i have now layed all of your games..."
i played every single game by you the mj. my only comment great fashion sense. now for this game inpeticular.
wow this is better than the first. i see you got rid of the dreadfull extremely pink background. i have through playing all your games gained a glimpse of your persinolity and though you might like ohmygodimonfire its in the music videos collection. just like in my review for num 1 i must mention how utterly hot you are. so nice game. your animation a drawing is improved alot. again i ramble. i hate when this happens i see a pretty girl and............. great game hope you dont hate me.
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okay ill just say this first you are hot. i love your sense of style too. not enough well black. im not emo or goth but the whole pink thing was very creepy.oh and again you are so hot. i love the fact theres no henti or nudity. it ruins the dress up games. wow im rambling. so umm great game (*mumbles* and face) id like to see what you look like for real ill definatly be looking for more by the mj.
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next time make it the same thing but with more exploration and you shouldn't have to donate to get hats password.
Graphics 10
humor 5
fast speedness 10 funnabilatly 10
Author's Response:
Yeah, if we do a sequel, we'll make sure it's got a lot more to it.. and I agree, next time we'll figure out a better way to allow people to enjoy wearing hats. But, consider this; they wouldn't exist at all if we weren't thinking of way we could try to somehow support ourselves so we can make more games.. The hats came out of our need to try to earn money to make a living, and people donating to help support what we're doing helps to make that more of a possibility. We stay afloat = we'll make more games. We don't stay afloat = no more games. we're doing our best though. We appreciate the support when we get it.
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